Good Marketing

“Mancave for Free”

the ad said.

And the men got enthused

with the thought of a free pass

for a gaming table and shuffleboard,

beer keg stools and a dart board;

as well as toolboxes and tools

and kayaks and camping stuff.

The crafty woman appealed to

their senses in her need to

find a handyman and clear

her spaces from any traces

of the man who came before her.

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