“Mancave for Free”
the ad said.
And the men got enthused
with the thought of a free pass
for a gaming table and shuffleboard,
beer keg stools and a dart board;
as well as toolboxes and tools
and kayaks and camping stuff.
The crafty woman appealed to
their senses in her need to
find a handyman and clear
her spaces from any traces
of the man who came before her.